Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall 
Via The Onion .
The Onion, America's most trusted fake news source, offers breaking news: The FDA is issuing a massive recall of all pot pies, which should be sent "piping hot" to the FDA headquarters in Maryland. Don't forget the forks and napkins, which will be aptly used in the inspection process. All brands are covered under this recall, except for the spinach ones. Who eats those anyway?